What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:53

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
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-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What are some great short jokes?
Octopussy
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”